Saturday, February 6, 2010

Happiness is...

We are on an adventure... I hope to get some batteries this morning because the little pocket camera that I brought along has a need for them. I didn't want to lug around my nice big camera AND a baby, so... I brought the little camera and I NEED BATTERIES to take and share any pictures!!

So, being on this adventure involved a night in a hotel. To say I was nervous about this is a complete understatement! Basically one room with 6 people, two of which will be up a few times throughout the time while the rest of the family sleeps. All of the "normal" things I do when bump is crabby and fussy at night were going to be unavailable in a hotel room. Uhm, and our snuggle up in a rocking chair and nurse and rock to sleep will also not work out. Why, again, would I agree to go away this soon?!!

We returned to the hotel last night and while the treekids put on their pajamas and brushed and flossed their teeth, I laid on the bed next to Bump. It wasn't long before he turned his head to look at me. Then he kind of kicked a little and was on his side. A few little wiggles and he was on his way to rolling over towards me!! Holy Cow!!! Is this possible? Is he old enough to roll over? Bump is 11 weeks old. When he rolled, he couldn't get ALL the way over (that is the assessment in my book!) because he couldn't move his left arm, which was pinned under his belly! Now, in his defense... Pops kept pushing Bump back onto his back before he could figure it out!! Then Pops laid on the other side of Bump on the bed "to make it a real challenge." (The beds are soft, so perhaps having me lay there, made an incline he could roll down??) Well, little Bump just isn't so little after all!! It wasn't as easy for him to roll with Pops on the other side. He had to kick his legs a little harder, but he still got the same result - over and over again!

{Insert video footage or a series of pictures taken --here--
... oh, wait! The batteries are dead in the camera. Shucks!!}

Additionally, Bump went to sleep fairly easily last night - it wasn't a cake walk, but I danced around, sang and hummed until a little body began to relax. (I can't say that my dancing, singing and humming at around 10:30 helped any BIG kids go to sleep better after some sugar and fun...) I laid Bump down, tucked him in snug as a bug in a rug at 10:45, got myself ready for bed and climbed in bed and quickly fell asleep. I woke up at 3 o'clock and heard his still stuffy nose breathing away in the corner. I laid there calm and sleepy. Smiled to myself and thought... "YES! He is tacking on another half hour of sleep!"

Bump has been having a stretch of sleep each night for between 3.5 to 4 hours and it was increased slowly about 15 to 30 minutes at a time... usually a week at the new length of time before lengthening that time. So, I was getting pretty excited about the possibility of 4.5 hours of sleep!! (Call me crazy... but it is the simple things in life that please me... SLEEP lots and LOTS of it!!)

So, I fell back to sleep and woke again at 4 o'clock. Bump still sawin' logs. Back to sleep, Mom. I woke at 5 o'clock and heard him stirring. He was kicking and wiggling and flailing his arms up. Then he let out some good squawks and squeaks and I calculated the time... 6 hours and 15 minutes! WHAT!?! Bump just slept for 6 hours and 15 minutes?! Yes. Well, recalculate... 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 plus the quarter... OH, WOW! YES... happiness is a mom who got 6 hours of sleep only interrupted by her own waking for a few minutes!

Can you tell that I am excited!?! I am not sure if this new "trick" will stick or not. But, right now, I don't care! I am so excited to have slept that long that I was as wide awake as could be. If I would have gone back to sleep, it would have been interrupted after just over an hour, so I am glad that I stayed awake and plowed through some email. I don't wake well from a "nap" and would have felt grumpy. Why ruin this great awake feeling that I haven't experienced in FOREVER (or so it seems, since I wasn't sleeping well for the last half of my pregnancy, either!).

Well, that's all folks - I think that Happiness is... a good night's sleep!! (Among many other wonderful happy making things, I suppose! But, it is hard to feel happy about them when you are walking around in a fog of sleepiness.) With that... I am off to shower at a normal early morning hour - something else to be happy about a hot shower to start my day! Oh, I just KNOW this is gonna be a GREAT GREAT GREAT day weekend! Hope yours is spectacular, too!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Star Struck

Pops is in Los Angeles this week. He's apparently working hard... or is that hardly working... hmmmm.

Email/Texting for an hour or so between Pops and I Wednesday evening, Feb 3, 2010
POPS: Don Johnson and Jack Nicholson say, "Hi." Don't hate me for going to the Laker game. I have a good story to tell you later - reminded me of you and Tommie Frazier.

ELM: huh?? So r u at the laker game, now? is it on tv? i am so confused (and, do I sound like my mom, or what?!!!)

POPS: Yep. Quentin Tarantino and Christie Brinkley are right in front of me.
What else was I supposed to do tonight? ;)

ELM: Yay u for going out. Don't hate me for not knowing who THIS "Q. T." is... Care to fill me in? And Christie?? Yes we go way way back. Cover Girl and all, you know. Wish her a belated happy birthday - it was yesterday, Feb 2!! Again, is it on tv???

POPS: One of the owners of Google just walked by with popcorn. Cool.

ELM: Are you networking? We are accepting investors in our start-up business!!!!!!!

POPS: Good idea. Oh - QT is a movie director.

ELM: He might like to get to know our little drama queen.

POPS: Just saw Ben Affleck.

ELM: Oh for pete's sake. Go be friends with these people! I mean, seriously - they want some "normal" friends, too. I say that tongue in cheek-you are no normal human. You can lick your nose and THAT is not normal.

POPS: Dunno if it is on tv. Must look. I'm by Jack.

ELM: As in right next to Jack as in "You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall." THAT Jack? Well, hello to whichever Jack it is from your "living life vicariously through her husband from her lazy-girl chair while nursing her husband's baby and emailing him with one thumb on her iPod" wife!! Uh, Go Lakers!?!!

POPS: Yep. That one.

POPS: Who was the mom in "Home Alone" - just walked by!

ELM: Catherine O'Hara - mom, Kate McAllister

POPS: Yeah, her.

ELM: So, are you chatting or avoiding the fact that you are sitting with a celebrity at the Lakers game. Other than emailing me about it I mean!! Of all people. YOU! Not a "People" reader or anything. Harumph. Tell them all to meet me and Bump soon.

POPS: Minnie Driver is here.

ELM: From Good Will Hunting???!!! "How 'bout THESE apples?!!"

POPS: Yeah - and Ben is here too. Where's Damon?

ELM: He's in Oregon. Wanted to come visit us in Podunkville, but his gps isn't working. Too bad, 'cause I have dark chocolate - yum.

POPS: Ha.

POPS: Lakers won.

ELM: This has become somewhat unbelievable. Are you just pulling my chain and laughing in your hotel room at my expense?

POPS: No. Phil Jackson is now the winningest coach in Laker history. They dropped streamers - I got a couple for the girls. I sat in MUCH cheaper seats than the courtside one that Jack has. But I AM sitting near one of the only entryways to courtside seating. Call if u want to.

ELM: What? It's over? You going clubbing with your new friends?

POPS: No.

ELM: So, now you're gonna go laugh in your hotel room?

POPS: Waiting to pee. Line is too long as no one left the final minutes of the game (it was good).

ELM: {{{I call on the phone to talk}}}

ELM: Nice. Just tried to call and hear the commotion. No one to answer my call. Hmmmmmm.

POPS: U caught me peeing. Call back.

ELM: If only you knew. I'm sharing the life and times of an evening at my house on my blog tomorrow. Yep! Glad you share it all!!!!!

POPS: Trust me. U didn't wanna hear that kinda commotion.

ELM: Yes, just wanted to hear the hoots and hollars and high fives and such. My background noise... Dog snoring. You get to your fancy pants truck yet - do they have driving with a cell phone laws there? Use your road rage if ya have to!!!!

POPS: Post what u may - call me.

POPS: Its a big party outside the Staples Center. Cool.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

222-1222

It doesn't look like a real telephone number... but, thank goodness that it is!

That is the number you dial after 1-800 if you need to contact the Poison Control Center's Help Hotline.

I mentioned a while back that we had a hairy couple of days and it was about the time that Bump turned two months old and got his first icky blechy cold (it STILL isn't gone, by the way, and it has been 15 days now... it is seeming to be drying up some and not running so much, but it is still lingering and making breathing and eating a frustrating event at times, but I digress.).

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Anyway, the girls also had the same cold/virus that was causing both runny and stuffy noses as well as a cough. We use a cold product at nighttime (for the big kids) to help their little noses a bit so that they can breathe easier, cough less and sleep well!! Then during the day we skip the cold medicine let the noses run and blow them, deal with the stuffiness and try to cough it all out! (This is what a very kind and we felt AWESOME pediatrician once told us when the big kids were the little kids!) Anyway, this is what we usually use for several reasons...

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The dose is pre-measured into the tiny little strip, so there is no sticky cup or spoon or syringe to clean up, it doesn't spill, the kids seemed to like them well enough to not fuss about having medicine like Pops and I felt when we were kids - GROSS Nyquil and Robitussin!

All these things are great helps for moms and dads. Even their website advertising states,

"Triaminic Thin Strips® Relieve Cold Symptoms & Are Easy To Take!"

Pops and I usually struggle to get the little foil pouch opened up and the kids are impatiently waiting while we are standing in the bathroom fumbling around with finding the dashed line, folding, trying to tear, etc... They are ready to hop in bed and read a story not stand in the bathroom with their clumsy parents.

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Well, that day back a couple weeks ago, I was spending a LOT of time with Bump. Using a bulb syringe to clear his nasal passages, holding and rocking a lot, in general trying to calm and soothe him. That day, I had the big kids do their school workbooks that they could accomplish on their own without much help from me and they only had to ask a question or two if needed. Then I relied on a "friend" that I rarely if ever use... the VCR. The treekids hung out in the loft most of the rest of the day watching cartoons and movies... Dora, Sesame Street, Disney Classics, etc. They were so excited to even get to eat their lunch in front of the television with all the cartoon crazies. I felt bad that I had to devote ALL that time to one little kid and not play or interact a whole lot with the others, so I caved and let them drown in electronic media.

Little did I know that while the big kids were working on their schoolbooks and such, Little Miss Blossom was up to no good. When I checked on her she was busy playing Polly Pockets and Barbies and even a stint with the baby dolls - there was quite a mess brewing, but didn't have the energy to make sure it got cleaned up right then. So, back I went to my little "cold hub" where we had a cool mist humidifier going and a heater to keep plenty warm - along with that bulb syringe, saline drops, kleenex, diapers, burp cloths and a rocking chair.

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Her no good expedition must have began right after I checked on her... She went into the kids' bathroom and dragged a rubbermaid tub in after her. She climbed up on it, and started having a look around to see what was up in that linen cupboard. There are many things! Towels, humidifiers for the big kids' rooms, extra soaps and shampoos, things that I probably could throw away, but just haven't and a small plastic 3-drawer thinger-maginger that we store band-aids, anti-biotic ointment, cortisone cream, tylenol, ibuprofen, cold medicines, etc. Basically a medicine chest. In there, she found the Triaminic Thin Strips and got them out. She found a bubblegum flavored tylenol or two, a few tylenol sinus tablets, a few Claritin melt-tabs and whatever other items and took them to the counter. There, she began her experiment.

EASILY open all the blister packs because she has gotten out her scissors!! Sinus tablets are bitter and don't taste good... spit it out in the trash. Claritin Fastmelt tabs are gross... spit in the trash. Pink Tylenol tabs... YUM! Eat two because that was all there were. Triaminic purple strips (diphenhydramine - one strip for over 6 years old every four hours) cut open TWO and relish them... they are SOOOOO good. Somehow decide that they are so tasty they must be like candy and mommy wouldn't want her to eat candy before lunch... take package to her room and secretly proceed to eat most of what is left in the box. Go about the day as if nothing is different.

Fast forward... it is 6 PM and at dinner Blossom is not acting "normal" and is doing a weird thing with her tongue running around in her mouth. We are having noodles (her favorite) and chicken and she is looking at her plate as if I have served seaweed and liver. It is now 8:30pm and the treekids getting ready for bed. Teeth are brushed and flossed, prayers are said, kisses given, and g'night prayers said. Girls come out of their room and stand at the top of the stairs and tell me that they think that they need medicine for their stuffy/runny noses. Hmmm... seemed much better to me - "nah, not tonight girls, you are on the mend!!" They head back to their room. About 3 minutes later, Branch comes down the stairs and Blossom is peeking around the corner in the hallway upstairs. Branch hands me three of the foil pouches of Triaminic Thin Strips - two are wrinkly, one appears to have been tried to be opened and has a a tear from teeth on the corner.

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"BLOSSOM!" She comes down the stairs. "Did you do this?"

"Yes" she told me.

I started in about the importance of medicine only being taken if Mommy or Daddy give it to you to take. Branch comes down the stairs with several OPEN and EMPTY foil pouches.

"BLOSSOM!" I shouted as my heart sunk.

She cringed and looked down.

"Did you eat these?" (Duh, mom... here's your sign. NO, no, she just tore them all open, and licked them and threw them away. If you lick it, it dissolves on the tongue. Oh, right... she just LOOKED at these grape flavored strips. RIGHT.)

"Yes" she tells me.

"When did you do this?" I ask.

"Before Dora."

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Branch comes down the stairs with another couple foil pouches. Pop reads the label, goes to the computer and begins searching for information on dosage amounts and toxicity levels. He takes Blossom to the scale and weighs her to find a better estimate of the level of drug vs. body weight. He went upstairs and searched the mess to see if there were any more strips. He went into the bathroom and removed ALL medication from their bathroom and put it in our bathroom.

He comes back and tells me that she took a toxic amount for sure and that two more strips and she would have likely taken a lethal dose.

"Blossom, WHY did you eat so many of these?"

"Well, mommy, they just tasted so good that I wanted more."

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Pops sits and talks with her about medicine being poison and gets out his stethoscope to listen to her heart and breathing. She seems normal and I go up to their room and dig through the mess to make sure... I find one more foil pouch empty. I go to the bathroom and find a piece of trash on the floor and open the cupboard to throw it in the trashcan, where I see TWO more purple foil pouches... empty. And one of another variety. And I find the blister pack of tylenol and such opened... some obviously licked and spat out, but I could tell that bubblegum tylenol went down - it was no where to be seen.

I am TERRIBLY frightened at this point.

I come downstairs and tell Pops I found THREE more as well as the other drugs stuff. I think that we need to be calling the poison center to find out, now... He calls and chats with the nurse, she recommended a trip to the ER... They discussed that it happened nearly 12 hours earlier and that Pops had monitored her heart and breathing and it is in the normal range. She told us that YES she had consumed a lethal dose of diphenhydramine and that at the hospital at this point they would be monitoring her heart rate, etc. as the worst of whatever was going to happen was probably over... and would have probably been going on right after lunch while they were sitting calmly watching movies.

She was getting tired and I had her lay her head on my lap while I read a story and smoothed her hair. She fell asleep. The poison center's nurse called back. Sleeping was a very good sign that the drugs were leaving her system. Pops carried her to her bed and checked on her a couple of times overnight.

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She woke the next morning with a runny/stuffy nose a cough and was back to her normal self. I don't like the feeling of sheer terror of the story unfolding as I am sure you didn't particularly either. Pops has decided we are not going to have "yummy medicine" any longer. We are going to have gross Nyquil and Robitussin. Please let this story be a reminder to you that if you EVER have kids in your home... please lock up all the medicine - even if it is in child resistant bottles or packaging. The nurse at the poison center said that just the week prior, a 4 year old girl opened and drank two childproof bottles of diphenhydramine in 10 minutes while her mom tended to something. That is twice what our little Blossom had. Both little girls very lucky - that nothing serious happened. So, lock it all up and make sure to tell them that medicine is poison... not anything else. (Oh, and it is poison to the sick germs but if you get more than enough for the sick germs then it will poison the body... don't want them thinking that you are poisoning them with tylenol when they have a fever!!)

Keep this number handy, though... 1-800-222-1222 or you can remember 1-800-ABC-1ABC

Monday, February 1, 2010

My Daybook, Entry #19


The Simple Woman's Daybook

FOR TODAY
Monday, February 1, 2010...

Outside my window... Pitch black, 44 degrees... it is nearly 9 pm (and now that I am finally finished amidst the interruptions... it is 11:11 and I will click "publish" now.)

I am thinking... about my geriatric dog - she, uh, how do I put it politely? She's got a stomach and intestinal bug that IS working itself OUT!

I am thankful for... VIVA paper towels, hardwood floors, Murphey's All-Purpose Cleaner, a garage and an old ratty blanket for Bark to rest her weary body.

From the learning rooms... We are back on the horse full steam ahead - adding back in the exciting "extras".

From the kitchen... I think that I have made a semi-official Sunday evening tradition... people that we have known have shared various Sunday night meal traditions varying from popcorn for supper to chocolate malts throughout the year. I think that we will seriously consider pancakes for Sunday nights. YES - every Sunday night!! I would serve and eat pancakes every day if it wouldn't make my family crazy!! OH - Buttermilk Pancakes - YUM! Do you have a great recipe for pancakes?

I am wearing... Husker "gear" and the pretty and dainty bracelet that Pops gave to me the day after Bump was born. It sports Bump's birthstone and I put it on that day (the 21st of November) and haven't taken it off since. It is pretty!!

I am creating... THIS blog post

I am going... to be home with the kids alone for at least 2 nights this week and maybe 3... depends on when that flight comes in on Thursday!

I am reading... "Child of Mine; Feeding with Love and Good Sense" by Ellyn Satter (This is the 4th time that I am reading this book!)

I am hoping... to MAKE time to blog this week.

I am hearing... the clink of a spoon on the edge of a bowl... Pops and I are enjoying ice cream!

Around the house... tooooo many toys. What do you do about the too many toys mess? How do you keep the number of toys to a manageable amount? WHAT is a manageable amount of toys? When is enough is enough and you start getting rid of things? HELP!!!

One of my favorite things... DVR - I don't remember the last time I watched a whole TV program in one setting without commercials. Wait... is that a baby crying? Oh, nope. Just a dog whining. in the garage. alone. that is soooooo sad.

A few plans for the rest of the week... school work, getting to bed before midnight, letting go of the "little things", getting my mail in the mail, among other things!

Here is a picture thought I am sharing...

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Easy Bake Oven... YUM! YUM!! YUM!!!??

To read more daybooks or to join in the fun, head over to Peggy's.